You're Joking Me: Jokes for Kids by a Kid (Burst Out Laughing)

What is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee.What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse.What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet.How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up.Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than 400 puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm. The perfect gift for the kid in your life, You're Joking Me guarantees hours of good, clean fun!From the Back CoverWhat is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee.What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse.What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet.How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up.Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than four hundred puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm!"William's jokes are so simple yet so hilarious. I recommend this book to anyone who is interested in smiling, enjoys laughing, or is currently breathing. It's a must in your book collection!"--Justin, YouTube host and epic adventurer of JStuAbout the AuthorWilliam Daniel is a sixth grader, a WWII enthusiast, and a competitive gymnast. He builds model airplanes and wants to be a pilot someday. He has an older sister, Maris, and a twin sister, Calyn, and is the younger by four minutes. As you can well imagine, he enjoys making people laugh, which he does for family, friends, and at school. William lives in Colorado with his family and dog, Riley.