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The Ultimate Guide for the Avid Indoorsman: Life Is Better in Here
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WINNER OF SILVER MEDALS IN HUMOR FOR THE 2019 IPPY AWARDS AND READERS' FAVORITE AWARDS
Welcome to the Great Indoors
Are your couch, TV, and smartphone among your most prized possessions?
Are you looking for proven methods to avoid imminent Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster attacks?
How sick and tired are you of hearing your friends and family say, "Let's go out"?
Then you might be an Avid Indoorsman. Embrace the lifestyle with this hilarious handbook full of tips and tricks to help you survive and thrive in your comfy-yet-still-surprisingly-wild climate-controlled world:
- Take a 20-question test to determine your level of Indoorsmanship.
- Learn to identify and overcome the dangers of both the indoors and outdoors.
- Establish a healthy indoor routine, including plenty of sleep, "exercise," and coffee.
- Dress the part by thinking simple and sleek...and wearing sweatpants often.
- Explore the science of ergonomics behind setting up the perfect indoor space.
And much more to help you succeed indoors!
So, stay inside, read this book, and be grateful for four walls and a fast Internet connection.
Product Dimensions: 5.9 x 0.8 x 7.9 inches
**We ship ONLY within the US and its territories. NO international shipping available.
Standard shipping (delivery in 3-8 business days)
$3.99 on orders from $0 - $19.99 via USPS Media Mail
$5.99 on orders from $20 - $48.99 via USPS Media Mail
Free Shipping on orders over $49 via USPS Media Mail
Customers in Puerto Rico and Hawaii, please note that Standard Shipping can take up to 21 business days.
Need your order sooner?
Express shipping (delivery in 3-5 business days)
$8.99 on orders from $0 - $19.99 via Priority Mail
$13.99 on orders from $20 - $48.99 via Priority Mail
$19.99 on orders from $49-$99.99 via Priority Mail
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. You will receive a tracking number for your order via email. To keep prices low we ship via the US Postal Service. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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You get a full 30 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you 100% of your order. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from Biblestore is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
WINNER OF SILVER MEDALS IN HUMOR FOR THE 2019 IPPY AWARDS AND READERS' FAVORITE AWARDS
Welcome to the Great Indoors
Are your couch, TV, and smartphone among your most prized possessions?
Are you looking for proven methods to avoid imminent Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster attacks?
How sick and tired are you of hearing your friends and family say, "Let's go out"?
Then you might be an Avid Indoorsman. Embrace the lifestyle with this hilarious handbook full of tips and tricks to help you survive and thrive in your comfy-yet-still-surprisingly-wild climate-controlled world:
- Take a 20-question test to determine your level of Indoorsmanship.
- Learn to identify and overcome the dangers of both the indoors and outdoors.
- Establish a healthy indoor routine, including plenty of sleep, "exercise," and coffee.
- Dress the part by thinking simple and sleek...and wearing sweatpants often.
- Explore the science of ergonomics behind setting up the perfect indoor space.
And much more to help you succeed indoors!
So, stay inside, read this book, and be grateful for four walls and a fast Internet connection.
Product Dimensions: 5.9 x 0.8 x 7.9 inches
**We ship ONLY within the US and its territories. NO international shipping available.
Standard shipping (delivery in 3-8 business days)
$3.99 on orders from $0 - $19.99 via USPS Media Mail
$5.99 on orders from $20 - $48.99 via USPS Media Mail
Free Shipping on orders over $49 via USPS Media Mail
Customers in Puerto Rico and Hawaii, please note that Standard Shipping can take up to 21 business days.
Need your order sooner?
Express shipping (delivery in 3-5 business days)
$8.99 on orders from $0 - $19.99 via Priority Mail
$13.99 on orders from $20 - $48.99 via Priority Mail
$19.99 on orders from $49-$99.99 via Priority Mail
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. You will receive a tracking number for your order via email. To keep prices low we ship via the US Postal Service. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
|
|
Returns are easy, simply contact us and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
You get a full 30 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you 100% of your order. |
|
|
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
|
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
|
|
We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
|
|
Ordering from Biblestore is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
